The Putin Coin’s Triumphant Features
Show your support for our ever-victorious, iron-willed Leader and purchase this coin today. If you don’t… it would be a great shame if you caught that polonium-induced flu that is going around.
The front of the coin is sculpted with a formidable portrait of the Supreme Leader. His steely gaze can make a coward’s blood bleed.
The coin’s reverse features the US Presidential Seal. It is a reminder of how strong and incorruptible our democracy truly is. No foreign influence hre.
Silver Plated Omnipotence
A stunning silver-plated coin, featuring a beautiful mirror-like reflective surface. And the frosted design rises above the shiny surface like a dominant Russian bear.
Multilingual Bald Eagle
The barrel-chested “American” bald eagle holds a magnificent banner proclaiming “Bol’shoye Spasibo” (that’s “thank you very much” in Russian). A real patriot.
Velvet Box For Females
Big Vlad is the most masculine American President in history, so it’s no surprise he’s consistently ranked as the number one sex symbol for women. Why not give them a velvet box to enjoy him in.
Watch the Banned Commercial
Check out the fully uncensored Putin coin commercial the mainstream media didn’t want you to see.
Order the Putin Coin Today
If you love America, you’ll do the right thing and order now. Or don’t… you still have some freedom, right?